check your sugarcoat at the door

Date: Mon, 5 Dec 2011 08:45:12
From: Jill
To: Josh

I dreamt we took an elephant to Coachella…

And that you fought with my dad because, “He thinks Chelsea Handler is hot and he doesn’t like Radiohead!”

From: Josh
Sent: Monday, December 05, 2011 9:05 AM
To: Jill
Subject: RE:

That would be sweet. we could sit on top of him to see over the crowds, or we can sit under him for shade. theres lots of benefits in taking an elephant to coachella.

your dad’s a dick if he likes chelsea handler.